Made In Hoenn

(To the tune of Sir Elton John's "Made In England")

I was made in Hoenn, off the shores of Lilycove
I had a not-there father, have a love-me blind mother
I had Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza
Dry 'n' sweet Starf fruit and an island of bitterness

Oh, I was made in Hoenn
Oh, I was made in Hoenn

I was made in Hoenn off the shores of Lilycove
Face down on a playground next to my twin brother
Got a bloody nose for love of Rock and Roll
Give me that sweet Starf fruit, can do without that old bitterness

Oh, I was made in Hoenn
Oh, I was made in Hoenn

I was made in Hoenn, like a wayward Treeko
But one summer I hit Kanto, wearing a angst-weighted skirt
They saw in me a scandal, so here's the second of my three fingers
Seventeen years of pain, but still I'll be breathing through

Oh, I was made in Hoenn
Oh, I was made in Hoenn

If you're made in Hoenn, you're built to last
You can still say 'skirt boy' and everybody laughs
But the joke's on you, I'm a 'mon who will go far
Two-Eight-Two all the way, I stand proud as a Gardevoir

Oh, I was made in Hoenn
Oh, I was made in Hoenn


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Recall this pic? [link] Prior to finding out about the birthday coincidences there, I was drawing this first before that idea took over. Three guesses what inspired *this* pic.

I may well do a series of these including Charla and Meg later. Maybe.